Financial Crisis - a Personal Take!

WHAT IS FINANCIAL DOOM? ____________________________________________________ It is the condition in the economy, where many people get unemployed, the cost of various commodities, including Petroleum decline due to a fear of depletion in demand, Stock Markets Decline,sorry fall, sorry again, CRASH!, etc. What does FINANCIAL DOOM mean to Us? ____________________________________________________ What it essentially means is that we are going to have more people idling around at their homes with no work, which means that they will finally get some time to be with themselves, hang around with friends, pursue their passion, and do all the things that they always wanted to do without worrying about what or when their Bosses are going to call regarding their detention orders. Also this means, that we will have more friends to hang out with as they no more would be engaged with their Jobs, or Girlfriends (who most prob'ly would ditch their guys at these times of crises due to insecurities, or rather for the need of securities). Whats more, the Petrol prices will also fall.. Which means that we can roam to further lands at Lower cost.. So now, doing India Darshan on road(car, or bike) is thinkable, rather a pleasant thought. Also our Parents would not be as engaged with their "commitments", jobs, businesses/money making machines, etc. because they would have got sick of getting reminders of the number of losses they have made.. There will be less conflicts at home as the males would no longer want to watch CNBC TV 18, or NDTV Profit, as they cant see any more of REDs, so the wives can watch their SAAS BAHU serials, etc. Also, Economic Slowdown means, no or minimum expenditure on "other goods", goods apart from those that are a neccessity.. So eventually prices of everything will fall... So GO SHOPPING guys.. Get your gears, your t shirts, and all that which you dreamed of... All at lower Prices... Diwali discounts rounds the year... What more could one ask for yaar... They say, when you've got nothing, you've got nothing to lose... So Get down, relax, and have some fun yaar.. The FINANCIAL DOOM IS FINALLY HERE!!!!